"This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong.
ive been wanting to be wifed up lately wow how embarrassing please save me from these sinful thoughts
Today I had the thought “aw wouldnt it be nice to be married and 30 and have a baby boy” ew please never let me think that again